Rise oh mighty fire...RISE!
My darling husband makes for such a good subject. Thankfully he takes it well, mostly cause he knows it’s true. One day while he was sick in bed with a horrible migraine headache, a few silly poems popped in my . Yes, I kicked my man when he was down, however once again, anyone who knows my dearest, knows that this is a 100% Dimples all the way. Last week I bought you “Husband Poetry“, this week, I bring you “Husband Haiku”. A compilation of two forms of Haiku poetry (very loosely based of course). Traditional style Haiku and Tanka poetry.
Haiku (5-7-5 onji format)
Camping Part Duex ~
wood is smoldering
my fire skills inadequate
wife starts huge bonfire
Tanka (5-7-5-7-7 onji format)
Veggie Pants ~
dirty pants on floor
a science experiment
how long will they stay
two month later pants grow mold
four months and have fresh mushrooms
In your Face ~
put leftovers in fridge
let husband know for lunches
husband dies of hunger pains
can’t see leftovers at eye level
Baby, it’s cold out there~
forgot the jacket
doesn’t like to be mothered
it’s freezing cold out
pouts that I forgot jacket
calls mother to whine
